Even More Animal Jokes?

[Spoonboy]

Do you have any more animal jokes?

As usual I will start off, and see where we go from there: this one you can with friends over a period of time, or until they realise the punchline.

Q. How do you get three lions into a matchbox? A. You take the matches out!
Q. How do you get four elephants in a matchbox? A. You take the lions out!

And so on, and so forth. It is easier if you give one punchline a day as your friends will say to ake out the matches every time, as they will have forgotten the previous animal.

Have fun all, and thanks in advance.

[Spoonboy]

I assume that is a smile with a tongue hanging out, frozengal?!!


Not an animal joke; but one for your friends methinks: Q. what is green, has six legs, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A. A snooker table!

Thank you for your answer.

[denis567]

Q. Why do all the animals leave the jungle at sunset?
A. That's the time that the elephants jump out of the trees.

Q. Why does a cobra have a flat head?
A. He didn'tget out of the jungle quick enough

[magicmick]

Why did the Lion lose at poker?

Because he was playing with a Cheetah

[Spoonboy]

Here is another animal joke for all of you...

Q. Name three animals in the jungle beginning with the letter T? A. Tiger, and Three lions.

[cupid04]

cow and a sheep in a field

the cow says mooooove over

the sheep says bullocks!

[Frank97]

How do you get two Whales in a Mini?


Across the Severn Bridge.

[Spoonboy]

Giggle, giggle, Frank97. But the other punchlines are, "One in the front, one in the back", or "Along the A5".

Here is a cleaned up version of a rude joke and its partner joke; it doesn't work as well in my view, but I am sure you can figure out what the actual rude word is...
1: Q. Why do elephants paint their B's red? A. To hide upside down in cherry trees!
2: Q. What is the loudest noise in the Serengeti? A. A local picking cherries.