That Wont Work!...

[Jemisa]

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mother and says, "Mummy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mum is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his belly because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mum says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Well because Sylvia next door comes in after you leave each day and blows him back up again!"

[fredkins]

Very good I like that one.

[AlwaysConfused]

I'm sure this has been on here already this week? Still good though.

[fredkins]

I have not been on that often so I have not heard this before.

[Spoonboy]

Very funny, made me laugh a lot.

[Jemisa]

Always Confused, I checked it out, went to 'search' nothing came up so I think you must be living up to your avatar name, don't you? :)

Jem.

[excelsior-1]

ha ha ha ha

[puternut]

Message for AlwaysConfused & Jem

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1243175.html

Last Thursday - search engine needs a service!!