One For Our Resident Cambridge Physicist - Jim360

DTCwordfan | 19:30 Thu 30th May 2013 | Jokes

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Q: Why are Cambridge Uni quantum physicists bad lovers?

A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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sunny-dave

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Professor Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the autobahn, when the polizei pull him over. The cop walks up to his car and asks, "Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No...but I know exactly where I am!"

20:03 Thu 30th May 2013

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DTCwordfan

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Good luck Jim...

I was offered a chance for Academia through doing a Fud at the Uni of Georgetown in hydrology but went onto a (high quality) MBA (Master of Bugger-All)

DTCwordfan

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Maybe I should have done it - but then hindsight.....

jim360

Thanks!

carrot99

whoa and this is just the jokes section...what are you people like in the science section...? I'm sure you could tell me but that would probably go over my head too (I did get the cat reference - although I can't remember the relevance of the cat being dead or alive in the box)

jim360

Well I'd love to explain it to you but if you are interested you should probably either ask a question in the Science Board and I'll meet you there. Alternatively have a look at the Schrödinger's Cat wiki page.

sherrardk

Omg - is this the science geek clique?

naomi24

Sherrard, no ... it's a joke. ;o)

DTCwordfan

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For something more to AB roots:

Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

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