Questions....

[Jemisa]

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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is it that the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy … opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

[maggiebee]

Love these one liners Jem, keep them coming ♥

[mrs.chappie]

Good ones Jem. :o)

[marval]

Good ones

[excelsior-1]

11. why why why, delilah?

nice ones, Jem