I'm....

[carrust]

..writing this message from A&E. The Dyson ball cleaner in not what I thought it was:-@

[sandyRoe]

^ that raised a smile :-)

[DTCwordfan]

that is funny.


I bought one of those "Dyson Ball" vacuums as well, last Christmas. I was surprised it didn't even have a bag to collect the dust in.

I guess it must be a Ball Bag-less vacuum.

[frugalfred]

You need to give yourself a couple of test tickles after using it, to see if there's any reaction.

[Svejk]

We know what happened really, crusty.

[pixie373]

Lol

[cupid04]

Well I'm not kissing them better!

[Baldric]

I'm

finding the top related answer (at present) quite amusing!

[Grimaldi]

Ooh, nasty!

[marval]

HaHa

[frugalfred]

I hope this will not make a vas deferens to your life.....

[Peter Pedant]

oh dear . it is surprisingly the lengths people will go to for naughty gratification.

and how long ago they thought of it:

Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › ... › Br Med J › v.281(6232); Jul 5, 1980‎
by ND Citron - 1980 - Cited by 11 - Related articles
Jul 5, 1980 – Articles from British Medical Journal are provided here courtesy of ... Review[Penile injuries caused by mxxxxxxxtion with a vacuum cleaner

[Peter Pedant]

The machine responsible was a Hoover Dustette - I think
The blades responsible for the injuries were 9 - 12 " from the, um, surface

The most used cover story was: I was hoovering the stairs in a dressing gown when I slipped.......

[daisya]

(Cough cough)