Our Dog....

[excelsior-1]

....went missing the other day, I spent hours looking for him, but to no avail. I told the missus, and she told me to look harder.

So I went upstairs, shaved all my hair off and put on a vest. But I still couldn’t find him.

[emmie]

did he run off to join the kennel club.

[frugalfred]

A load of Shitsu!