The Sex Shop

[excelsior-1]

A man who recently found out his wife was pregnant enetered a
sex shop.

Man: Can I have a maternity bra for my wife?
Attendent: What bust?
Man: The condom!!!

[frugalfred]

Cher excel,

Vous etes tres amusant.

Au revoir,

frugalfred.

[excelsior-1]

merci, avoir une bonne soirée

[frugalfred]

Thanks for the French letter.

[tonyav]

Aw stop 'rabbiting' on, excel.

[Psybbo]

Stop rubber-necking you lot!