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[Jemisa]

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one day."I wonder if I'm still the most beautiful woman in all the land" said Snow White.
"I wonder if I'm still the shortest man in all the land" said Tom Thumb.
"I wonder if I'm still the ugliest man in all the land" said Quasimodo.So the three decided to go and visit the magic mirror who would tell them if they still held their titles.Each went in alone to consult the mirror and came out to tell the others what they had found out."Yes, I'm still the most beautiful in all the land" said Snow White."Yes, I'm still the shortest in all the land" said Tom Thumb.
"Who the hell is Camilla Parker-Bowles?" said Quasimodo.

[maggiebee]

Ooooohh you are awful - but I like it

[excelsior-1]

ha - ha - ha - ha - ha

[aelmpvw]

that's you crossed off the honour's list jem :-)