Fishing...

[daisya]

You may have heard this one but just in case you haven't.....

An Eskimo decided to go fishing. He walked out onto the ice with all he needed to catch his dinner, cut a hole in the ice and started to fish. Several minutes later he heard this booming voice speak to him..."there are NO fish in there!" Looking all round he could see no one so carried on fishing. Again the voice came over..." I said! There are NO FISH IN THERE!!" The Eskimo looked around then replied..."is that you Lord saying there are no fish in there?" The voice boomed back..."NO...it's the bloody ice rink manager!"

[seadogg]

Thanks for the smile Daisya

[maggiebee]

How do Eskimos catch fish? They cut a hole in the ice, open a tin of peas and scatter them round the hole. When the fish come up for a pea they hit them over the head!

[excelsior-1]

i had not heard it before daisy, and i like it

[daisya]

Thanks excel recall my father telling me that one and I still laugh over it lol.

[marval]

HaHa