The Ever-Romantic Wife.......

[paulllambert]

The romantic wife sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I LOVE YOU XXX

The husband replied:
I'm having a $*it, please advise.

[viv38]

Brill !