Highway Blues....

[Chipchopper]

I'm a van driver for WH Smith and I'm on the M25 at the moment.

Seems I'm always stationary!!!!

[Fanriffic]

Ha Ha.
Stationery > Stationary. Common spelling mistake.

Once saw an RAC man sitting in his van in a distressed state crying his eyes out.
I thought to myself: "He's heading for a break down".

[marval]

Did you have time to read the paper?

[Chipchopper]

Yes Marval, plus war & peace!!

[Jemisa]

So Chi-Cho are you fully booked now?

Jem