Paddy Again..

[frugalfred]

Paddy says "Mick , I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."
"B##ger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

[paddywak]

Another golden oldie Fred.

[mazie]

Nice avatar though x

[Svejk]

Yeah, and all your hair falls out if you get a pitbull.