A Man Walks Into A Pub.....

[cupid04]

A man walks into a pub. He then unzips his flies, and out pops a mini
chauffeur. 'Pint for me, soft drink for him,' the man tells the barmaid.
'Isn't that uncomfortable?' she asks. 'Tell me about it,' the man says.
'He's driving me nuts.'

[Spoonboy]

No flies on him, then!

[magicmick]

What does he use for gear leaver? lol :-)