Vodka...
A Guy walks into a bar and orders a double Vodka and drinks it straight down before ordering another which he also swigs straight down.
The Barman asks "Bad day?"
The guy says "Yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay and its a bit of a shock"
The next night he's back on the Vodka again explaining to the barman that his older brother has also told him he prefers men.
On the third night as he orders the Vodka, the barman says "Blimey doesnt anyone in your family fancy women?"
He replied "Yeah, the wife!"