Children!!

[berniecuddles]

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

[janbee]

Very good bernie... and true !!

[pixie373]

You also spend the first ten years telling them to do what they're told. Then the next ten years, worrying that they are!

[Jemisa]

Its no joke...

jem

[Suetheramble]

..and then then they stop asking you where they come from and won't tell you where they're going

[Suetheramble]

Oh yes and the burping.
Hours with baby trying to make them burp and then trying to stop the burping contest that is in my kitchen daily.