Just Found Out

[chrisgel]

that there's a library near me.

They kept that quiet.

[jim360]

A man walks into a library and shouts, "Can I have a pint of beer and some peanuts please?!?!?!"
"Excuse me, this is a library!" says the librarian.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the man says, and then he whispers, "can I have a pint of beer and some peanuts please?"

[Svejk]

Lol, I was over-due a laugh.

[Jemisa]

Man whispers to the librarian "I'll have what he's having please"!! "Have you got another copy?"

jem

[weecalf]

Is that why they call it kindle cause you can read it in the dark sorry that was WICKed

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"

[cupid04]

A man goes into a library and asks, 'have you got 'The grapes of wrath'?
The librarian says no, I always walk like this!

[Mamyalynne]

Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, "You're in luck! This one's just come back."

[cupid04]

Stevie Wonder walks into a library and says; Hi honey,I'm home!

[Baldric]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire. Oh what a pity replies the librarian, . . . . . . . . . . . . . its just gone out.

[Baldric]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler.
'It's on the far right' the librarian replies.

[cupid04]

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian do you have any books on the G spot?
After extensive search the librarian returns and says; can't find it.
That's the one says the man!

[Sipowicz]

A librarian says to a customer, "Do you like Dickens?" "I don't know" he replies, "I haven't been to any"!

[Svejk]

^ ^ ^
Cards

[cupid04]

Somebody explain sipowicz's one, I've read it several times and still don't get it, lol!

[Peter Pedant]

Cupid

I was making a hell of a mess of walking across the temple forecourt at Philae at night with a stick,
and someone sidled up to me (son et loomiaaaare) and whispered to me
"Have you got the scrolls?
No I walk like this normally !
Its a Morecombe and Wise joke you know !"

and I glared at her balefully in the black black night....

[Peter Pedant]

Cupid:

It is a bit like : Do you like Kipling ?
I dont know you naughty boy, I have never Kippled !

Oh, Dickens as a unknown dish or offal....

[Svejk]

Can't