Male V Female Logic

[McMouse]

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: £4 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs £4 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at £370. In one year, it would be approximately
£4,500 - Correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend £4,500, not accounting for inflation, the
past 20 years puts your spending at £90,000 - Correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

1-0 to the men – for a change [Winking smile]

[Canary42]

Super :)

[jomifl]

Women buy shoes instead of beer, Shoes can be used twice before being forgotten and so can beer.