Mrs Zacs Gave Me £50

[Zacs-Master]

To go out and get something which makes her look sexy

So I'm down the pub on my 8th pint.

[Zacs-Master]

Gave. Grrrr.

[frugalfred]

Brewer's droop beckons.....

[Svejk]

She'll hive you what for when you het home.

[Zacs-Master]

Honads to you. ;-)

[Svejk]

It must be catching. Gromits on about the Hovernment up there ^

[Zacs-Master]

I know, I nearly commented but the subject didn't warrant an attempt at humour.

[Peter Pedant]

Zax

shouldnt this be: has my

Mrs Zacs has my 50 knicker....

[Svejk]

Lol. When I read your headline. I thought 'your lucky, my ex have everything me ever earned' :-(

[Zacs-Master]

Petey babe, I'm sure you're right.

[Zacs-Master]

Svejk....yeh Maaaan.

[Svejk]

I often see opportunities to be hilarious(in my mind) in the news etc. Its very hard to resist but some people take it deadly serious.
Just tonight in health someone was moaning that every part of their body they touched, hurt. It was all I could do to resist suggesting they had a broken finger. ;)

[Zacs-Master]

You might like to see my reply to someone who was asking about acorns earlier this evening.

[Zacs-Master]

I see you saw it Svejk.

[Svejk]

I'm after best answer. ;)

[shoota]

Perhaps we should form a 'repressed humourists' help group for I too am forced to stifle my natural urges.

Most of the time anyway.

[Zacs-Master]

There you go....

[Zacs-Master]

Shoots, I remember an Answerbank where you could get away with such things. Before the clicking of Jack boots was a familiar sound around here.

[shoota]

Is levity such a crime?
Can one not have a little rhyme
To make the time pass faster
Whilst waiting for your pasta
To boil, with a little thyme?

[Svejk]

Its great when you get away with it and everyone joins the fun.
But the mortifying shame when it goes down like a lead balloon.

[shoota]

(Cue tumbleweed)