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maggiebee | 12:07 Mon 02nd Sep 2013 | Jokes
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Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A keyboard was the piano
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long journey on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you just hoped nobody found out.
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A PC came with his own bike
12:28 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Some good additions - will add to the list!
12:32 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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RAM was only a term for male sheep
12:38 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Lol was thinking so true...until I read the last, then shared my drink with the keyboard. :-)
12:38 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Log on was adding wood to a fire

Compress was something you did to the rubbish
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
14:42 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Item 3 only works in the USA - a TV show in the UK was (and still is) a programme.

[OK, I'll get my coat]
20:01 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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a mouse pad was never where a mouse lived, they've just made that one up
20:04 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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a curser was someone who swore
20:05 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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And a macintosh was a raincoat
20:05 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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an apple was arrowed of some ones head by William tell
20:07 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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I know someone who debuggered his.
20:08 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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email was a man from Newcastle
20:08 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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A tablet was something you swallowed.
20:10 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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ethernet was an anaesthetic to my mum.
20:18 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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a blackberry was errrm a black berry
20:20 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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'wii' was something children shouted when enjoying themselves

or something they did in the lavatory
20:21 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Don't get the CD one - can't think of any bank account I've ever had called CD
20:22 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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when software was slippers
20:24 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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And hardware was............
20:31 Mon 02nd Sep 2013

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