A Husband...

[cupid04]

A husband comes home from work and finds his wife lying naked on the bed
with just a cauliflower covering her nether regions. 'Pretty, isn't it?' she says
with a smile. 'I call it vegazzle.'

[excelsior-1]

ooooh!

[marval]

lol

[frugalfred]

Eat your greens!