Snip - Snip....

[Jemisa]

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in
the groin area.

>>> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his
desk..
>>>
>>> He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she
hears snip, snip, snip, snip.

>>> The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks "Well,
it's a lot better actually" she says, "but...........it's still there."
>>>
>>> Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip,snip..

>>> Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident.
>>>
>>> "That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.
>>>
>>> "I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."

[excelsior-1]

very fur-ny

[excelsior-1]

Jem

I would have thought you'd have a go at the caption competitions

[Jemisa]

eh!?

jem

[excelsior-1]

my profile
look at my list of questions

[marval]

lol