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cupid04 | 00:50 Thu 05th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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A Scotsman took a lass for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter!
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A Scotsman found a pair of crutches so he went home and broke his wife's leg.
00:53 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Why the reason for the bandage Sandy?
Sandy - I dropped a £2 coin out the window and it hit me on the head.
01:02 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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A Scotsman won Wimbledon - so the English suddenly became buddies.
11:05 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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apparently chic murray could peel an orange in his pocket
11:09 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Angus called in to see his friend Donald to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls.

Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Donald replied "Naw. I'm moving house."
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