Andy Murray!!

[berniecuddles]

Andy Murray walked into a library and asked to borrow a couple of books about tennis aces.

"sod off" said the librarian "You'll never return them".

[frugalfred]

Good service, then, in that library. What a racket!

[jim360]

You served up another smash hit for us there... hope you don't take a break!

[berniecuddles]

lol the chuckle brothers

[DTCwordfan]

Did the Librarian have to go two sets down then?

[frugalfred]

The deuce there are!

[DTCwordfan]

Great smash there, fred.

[berniecuddles]

well he certainly wasn't ace tonight lol

[frugalfred]

I returned too many high balls, so I had a lobotomy!

[tonyav]

Stop putting a spin on it, bernie.

[DTCwordfan]

sure it wasn't an orchiectomy?

[cupid04]

you cannot be serious!

[DTCwordfan]

He's highly strung, you know.

[jim360]

I thought the joke might have been Murray's performance today...

[marval]

Court in the act I see.

[frugalfred]

DTC - the orchids are still in the Royal Box!

[DTCwordfan]

I understand that the Duchess of Kent is a fan or orchids.....

[frugalfred]

I often fan my orchids in this hot weather, DTC

[magicmick]

What did Andy reply to the librarian "Hawkeye the noo"

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

Will remind him when he is home in Dunblane.

Nessie