Gary Is In Hospital

[starone]

Who the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"

Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred quid note on my privates" he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want."

Gary is now in The Manchester Royal Infirmary, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
No visitors until further notice.

[sancho1960]

lol

[tonyav]

Surprising how far you can make a hundred quid stretch !.
lol, very good star.

[Psybbo]

We've all been sucked in

[cupid04]

Giving al your secrets away there, psybbo! xx

[Psybbo]

Wrong joke, Cupid

[tonyav]

well, you blew that cupid !.

[cupid04]

I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that!!!!

[AlwaysConfused]

Ahhh, poor Gary!

What is one good thing about being ginger? You can use tippex on tattoos you don't like !

[marval]

lol