Quizzes & Puzzles4 mins ago
The Burglar
"Get this." said the Cornishman to his mate, "Last night while I was down the pub with you, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" his mate asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The missus thought it was me coming home drunk."
"Did he get anything?" his mate asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The missus thought it was me coming home drunk."