Don't Sit Down

[marval]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.

She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament.

The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."

[tonyav]

I wouldn't go in there for 10 minutes, Psybbo !.

[marval]

If someone takes too long in there, tell them to bog off.

[tonyav]

That sounded pretty vacant to me, marval.

[Psybbo]

Ah, but you're flushed with success, marval

[marval]

I would be potty if I wasn't

[marval]

Here are some toilets to sit on.

http://curiousphotos.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/23-most-unusual-toilets.html

[tonyav]

WOW, some great ones there, marval. Didn't want to get to bogged down looking though.

[marval]

You only get bogged down on Turdday

[tonyav]

Sometimes on weedays to, marval.