Whats The Best Joke You've Heard Recently?

[pincurlpolkadot]

:D

[RATTER15]

The best one I heard for a long time?



Islam is a religion of peace!

[mallyh]

two nuns in a bath and one says wears the soap and the other says yes it does doesn't it .( i know pathetic eh but it made me smile )

[davetuc]

I was asked to leave the local swimming pool today as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers. I pointed out another guy in similar trunks & asked why he was not being asked to leave. They replied "Because he hasn't sh1t himself!"

[pincurlpolkadot]

Hahaha!

[mallyh]

wheres the soap (i can't tell jokes lol)

[puternut]

Did you know that an@l s@x is illegal in Iceland???

They don't like it too much in Tesco's either.

[ELVIS68]

Went for a job interview at a Blacksmiths, he asked if I've ever shoed a horse,

I said "No, but I once told a donkey to piss off"