Australian Love Poem

[Woodsz]

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer..

[chrissa1]

Love it.

[pixie373]

That is so romantic

[shoota]

I love you Pixie XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx

[ELVIS68]

lol

[pixie373]

Saw, shoots. Love you too! Xxxxxxxxxx

[marval]

lol

[Jeza]

It made me laugh.

[trt]

Guden Matey, will send it to my 2 Shelia's in OZ!

[starone]

I did it on the 1st May 2012 (see related questions below)! but never mind it's still funny.