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The Answerbank Fancy Dress Party - Part One
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In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with the first roundabout on the road into Milton Keynes) there was recently a fancy dress party in the village pub, The Quizzes & Puzzles Arms. The celebrity judge (a man who once banged two coconut shells together to imitate a horse in a 1971 episode of The Archers) was unable to award any prizes, simply because he didn't have a clue what any of the villagers costumes were meant to represent.
Here is a summary of some of the villagers and their outfits.
Tilly2 - wore a sackcloth, had wild hair and clutched a sword (went as Tilly the Hun)
DTC - wore a flowing white smock covered in fake blood and had electrodes clamped to his testicles (went as a tortured poet)
Naomi24 - wore normal clothes and held a holy book and a rolling pin (went as a Bible Basher)
Lady-Janine - was skimpily dressed as a "lady of the night" (I think it was a fancy dress outfit.....)
Sunny-Dave - wore a flowered cross-over pinny, a pair of yellow marigolds and held a cattle prod. I have no idea of who or what he was supposed to be.
Shoota - came dressed as normal, clutching a urine sample bottle (went as a Pee-Shooter)
Boo & Craft - wore matching outfits of mini skirts, white kinky boots & had beehive hair do's (went as a pair of Mods)
Psybbo - wore odd shoes and a straight jacket (the poor soul had no idea it was a fancy dress party)
Gness - came dressed in black and claimed she was a pint of Guinness (full bodied with a white head)
Humber - wore a dress made entirely from pages of the A to Z of Hull and held a magnifying glass (went as Humber-Snoop)
Tonyav - a contender for the booby prize as he came dressed in his normal clothes (ratty tracksuit bottoms and a grubby wife-beater vest). He was holding a toasting fork and claimed to be a Gorilla (or something similar sounding)
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Here is a summary of some of the villagers and their outfits.
Tilly2 - wore a sackcloth, had wild hair and clutched a sword (went as Tilly the Hun)
DTC - wore a flowing white smock covered in fake blood and had electrodes clamped to his testicles (went as a tortured poet)
Naomi24 - wore normal clothes and held a holy book and a rolling pin (went as a Bible Basher)
Lady-Janine - was skimpily dressed as a "lady of the night" (I think it was a fancy dress outfit.....)
Sunny-Dave - wore a flowered cross-over pinny, a pair of yellow marigolds and held a cattle prod. I have no idea of who or what he was supposed to be.
Shoota - came dressed as normal, clutching a urine sample bottle (went as a Pee-Shooter)
Boo & Craft - wore matching outfits of mini skirts, white kinky boots & had beehive hair do's (went as a pair of Mods)
Psybbo - wore odd shoes and a straight jacket (the poor soul had no idea it was a fancy dress party)
Gness - came dressed in black and claimed she was a pint of Guinness (full bodied with a white head)
Humber - wore a dress made entirely from pages of the A to Z of Hull and held a magnifying glass (went as Humber-Snoop)
Tonyav - a contender for the booby prize as he came dressed in his normal clothes (ratty tracksuit bottoms and a grubby wife-beater vest). He was holding a toasting fork and claimed to be a Gorilla (or something similar sounding)
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Mrs Overthetop. what are you suggesting? i was pleased to see you had time in your busy schedule as an internationsl super model to attend and to see you so relaxed in your long flowing morticia robes. i hope you don't mind mye saying that your face was a bit ghostly. maybe a mask would help? just a friendly thought.
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