Sexual Relations

[marval]

An elderly lady is sitting next to her husband of 59 years.

"whatever happened to our sexual relations," he asks.

"I really don’t know," she replies.

"We didn’t even get a Christmas card from them last year."


A faithful couple got some bad news from their doctor.

They couldn't have any children.

On the way home from the Doctor they were led to drop by to see their pastor to ask for prayer.

The Pastor ran an auto repair shop on the side, so they dropped by the shop.

After they explained the situation, the pastor was led to pray for them on the spot.

He looked around, grabbed a can of three-in-one oil and quickly blessed it to anoint them.

Sure enough about 18 months later they had triplets.

The couple once again showed up at the pastor's shop and as soon as the woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave him the biggest hug.

"What was that all about"? he asked.

She replied "I'm just glad you used three-in-one oil and not WD-40."


"Darling," the fashion model said seductively.

"If I didn't wear all these beautiful clothes, would you still think me attractive?"

He smiled and replied, "Test me."