Yuppie!

[BlueToffee]

I know of a yuppie couple, penthouse flat near Tower Bridge, husband drives a Porsche, and they have just invested in a dog, a miniature dachshund. Wife decides the Porsche isn't big enough for them all and she needs a car for the dog.

What do you think she bought? A Range Rover Evoque!

[Zacs-Master]

Interesting.

[BlueToffee]

Think I'd say 'daft' ZM

[emmie]

yuppie, haven't heard that in a long time, do you mean puppie.. as to buying bigger car for the dog, heavens sake.


http://evoque.landrover.com/gb?gclid=CNWg6Ojhm7sCFSkEwwod4TsApg

[Zacs-Master]

What do you think she should have bought?

[jno]

surely this would have done, Zacs?

http://www.loveadachshund.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dachshund-on-wheels.jpg

[2sp_]

I'd quite like an Evoque.

[cazzz1975]

range rover vogue is better at fitting the golf stuff in comfortably

[Zacs-Master]

^^^useful if you have a golfing Irish Wolfhound.

[Mamyalynne]

Poor little dog won't be able to see over the steering wheel!

[stewey]

Good one, Mammy:). Best answer, BT?

[Peter Pedant]

if they get divorced - can you introduce one of them to me please

[Tilly2]

Don't you mind which one, Peter?

[BlueToffee]

Done stewey!

Not sure about the dog seeing over the steering wheel, the driver is 5' nothing!

[Mamyalynne]

Aw thank you...this prompted my reply- //she needs a car for the dog//

[gness]

I'm five foot nothing.... :-(

[jno]

and very cute you look too, gness. Can I hire you to stand in the corner of the garden holding a flaming torch at my next party?

[aelmpvw]

Zacs-Master
What do you think she should have bought?
a collar and lead springs to mind

[gness]

Me...a flaming torch..in your garden, Jno?....Yeah....why not!...☻

[mazie]

LOL, jno aren't you very fond of your house or guests? Gness with a torch, Oh Dear!

[craft1948]

So gness...............are you Bashful or Doc?