New Deodorant

[albaqwerty]

I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

[beejay1124]

:-)

[Svejk]

Sure must hurt.

[pixie373]

Ha!:-)

[starone]

Tee-hee. and giggle, giggle.

[Tilly2]

Ouch!

[Wharton]

'barely walk'? - cheeky :-)

[cupid04]

LOL!! It's your turn to be blamed for the wind, then. x

[marval]

lol

[Hopkirk]

Years ago I looked at the instructions to open some Kellogg's cornflakes.

It said 'push finger under flap and move from side to side'

I didn't half look stupid.

[DTCwordfan]

What a gas, albs xx

[EDDIE51]

A man goes into a chemist shop and asks for deodorant.
Do you want the Ball type ? asks the assistant
'No' replies the man ' it's for under my arms'

[DTCwordfan]

For the teenagers amongst us, either in age or in mind - practical joke time.

Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's roll on deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant.