What............

[cupid04]

Q] What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A] A Macaw.


Q] What did one highland cow say to the other?

A] Och, aye the moo!

[Wharton]

murder, polis :-)

[Sipowicz]

Q. Why do Alpine cattle wear cowbells?

A. Because their horns don't work!.........I'll get me coat....

[cupid04]

Cow and a sheep in a field and the cow says mooooove over
The sheep says baaaallocks!

[Wharton]

What do you call a coach full of English comedians driving over a cliff?

A start

(not you, cupid pal)

[cupid04]

Sign on a Scottish golf course:-

''Members will refrain from picking up their balls until they've stopped rolling!''

[marval]

A farmer's wife, who was rather stingy with her whisky, was giving her shepherd a drink.

As she handed him his glass, she said it was extra good whisky, being fourteen years old.

"Weel, mistress," said the shepherd regarding his glass sorrowfully, "It's very small for its age."