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Tattoos
A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast.
Months later they split up.
In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast.
This romance also came to an end.
Sometime later, she fell in love with an airman and married him.
That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh.
She asked, "What is so funny?"
He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about twenty years from now."
Months later they split up.
In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast.
This romance also came to an end.
Sometime later, she fell in love with an airman and married him.
That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh.
She asked, "What is so funny?"
He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about twenty years from now."
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A gay man goes to the tattoo shop and asks to have a picture of Mike Tyson on one bum cheek and Frank Bruno on the other. He tells the tattooist ''Its a present for my boyfriend , he loves boxers'' He gets home, pulls down his trousers, bends over and says to his mate '' Look what I have done for you , hope you like it'' The mate takes a look and replies '' I'm not getting in...
17:31 Wed 15th Jan 2014
A gay man goes to the tattoo shop and asks to have a picture of Mike Tyson on one bum cheek and Frank Bruno on the other. He tells the tattooist ''Its a present for my boyfriend , he loves boxers''
He gets home, pulls down his trousers, bends over and says to his mate
'' Look what I have done for you , hope you like it''
The mate takes a look and replies
'' I'm not getting in the ring with those two!''
He gets home, pulls down his trousers, bends over and says to his mate
'' Look what I have done for you , hope you like it''
The mate takes a look and replies
'' I'm not getting in the ring with those two!''
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