Thank You Steve Wright

[marval]

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”


“I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in.”


“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”


“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”


“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”


“I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”


“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”


“Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.”


“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.”

[maggiebee]

Brilliant - love them all.

[Quizmonkey]

You mean Steven Wright