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twofeathers | 17:39 Wed 22nd Jan 2014 | Jokes
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
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Doh.

LOL --- at least that one hasn't already done the 'rounds'

Is that the only way to dodgem?
Yeah, I thought that joke was fair enough.
That joke's been going round and round for ages :)
HaHa

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