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What Are You Selling
Two businessmen in the centre of Chester were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.
At that stage the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves erected.
One said to the other " You know, I bet any minute now some old pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked...."What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling arse-holes"
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said" Must be doing well.....Only two left!"
At that stage the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves erected.
One said to the other " You know, I bet any minute now some old pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked...."What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling arse-holes"
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said" Must be doing well.....Only two left!"
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