Never Been So Amused

[queenofmean]

I have just spent the last half hour watching a man wrestle with his car boot. He tried slamming it shut, moved the contents around, even a hammer but no matter how hard it still wouldn't shut.

This was followed by more slamming and the car alarm ringing constantly until he gave up and came back and taped it shut with Sellotape. I have just manage to stop giggling.

Has anything amused you so far today?

[gness]

Had to be a man, Queenie.......☺☺☺

[queenofmean]

I get out plenty I'm just easy amused and it's made my time at work go a bit quicker. I was going to go help him had he taken much longer

[queenofmean]

Agreed Gness ;)

[ummmm]

Sellotape?

[aelmpvw]

hopefully it wasn't his wife, today of all days

[ladybirder]

Sellotape? I hope he's not going far.

[gness]

What....in the boot, Ael?....☺

[queenofmean]

Yes ummm Sellotape the sort of broader one....any port in a storm I guess but I don't think the tape is a going to last and b secure for what he has in his boot

[queenofmean]

I'm sure it wasn't his wife lol. Not unless she can fit into many small cases

[BlueToffee]

Careful gness, don't want a long thread about men/women drivers!

[gness]

Small cases? That's your answer, Queenie.....no card, no chocs, no flowers. Expectant wife gives him hell.....he clobbers her with the toaster.

Now to get rid of the body.....Bloody Ryanair...only allowing small cases now. In the old days he'd have had a trunk......Only one thing to do....Where's the carving knife?.....☻

[gness]

Ahh...morning Blue....I wouldn't get into that....I know the answer!....☺

[aelmpvw]

i'm looking forward to queenofmean's interview on next month's crimewatch

[queenofmean]

Lol Gness. I am certain they were work related cases.

They can ask my colleague instead lol she was more focused although I could give a thorough description if need be

[gness]

Be prepared though, Queenie...last time I was a witness to a crime I made sure I was well and truly prepared......

I had my hair done, a facial and manicure and the snazzy jacket dry cleaned before I went near any cameras......☺

[cazzz1975]

what idiot would use a hammer to close the boot..

[queenofmean]

Lol I'll get prepared then Gness :)

[DTCwordfan]

It must have been Scotch Tape then............

[Canary42]

Basil Fawlty lives !