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Just A Few
It was an emotional wedding
Even the cake was in tiers.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Even the cake was in tiers.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
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The "p" is silent in "bath" and in "swimming".
17:30 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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