The Drink

[starone]

A Farmer in Cornwall sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts,

"Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse pi*s an cow shlt".

The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please. I can't understand your accent".

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

[excelsior-1]

love it

[Svejk]

lol. i can just imagine.

[Chipchopper]

gdun!

[askyourgran]

Good one starone. lol

[Quoi]

lol.... you make oi larrrf

[berniecuddles]

LOL #i am a cider drinker#

[marval]

lol

[lady-janine]

sounds about right for the locals down here.