Robbery

[albaqwerty]

One of my elderly women neighbours was held up in a dark alley
on her way home from a church bingo game.

She tried to plead with the robber that she had no money,
but he insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around.

Not finding any money, he placed his hand in her panties and felt around there.

"I told you I haven't got any money." the lady said,
"But if you keep doing that, I'll write you a cheque."

[lady-janine]

oh you are saucy but i do like you.

[Quoi]

The police had no choice but to free the burglar..... after all, she had kept him in the cellar for two weeks !!

[marval]

lol lol

[berniecuddles]

naughty girl

[frugalfred]

She should have worn her Harvest Festivals - "all is safely gathered in".

[tonyav]

I accept credit cards to , ah wench.

[askyourgran]

OOOOOhhhhh!

[cupid04]

I went on a date to the pictures
We sat in the back row, his hands were everywhere.
Fooled him, the sweets were in my pocket all the time.........