Groan If You Feel Like It.

[Groupie]

Hooray!! I've just got a job in a methane factory.?
I fart next Monday.

[berniecuddles]

you're full of wind.!!!

[Groupie]

Only during the week

[Svejk]

you're a gas.

[frugalfred]

Nice job - it must be a breeze!

[heathfield]

Something not to be sniffed at!

[JonnyBoy12]

I hear that at school there are merging the two subjects of French and Art into one combined exam.

Unfortunately it is called 'Fart'!

[excelsior-1]

hope it's not a bum job

[frugalfred]

No prospects - you've wrecked 'em.

[marval]

Do you start at the bottom?

[Tilly2]

I don't believe you. I think you're talking out of your backside!

[Svejk]

yes,till, something doesn't smell right.

[Tilly2]

Bit whiffy ain't it, Svejk?