Labour

[marval]

The head nurse was nearing retirement, she had seen just about everything come through the hospital's maternity unit and always remained calm and unruffled.

A sixteen-year-old in labour was having a lot of pain, writhing on the bed, fighting her contractions, swearing, and refusing to consider an epidural.

Streams of obscenities erupted from her room and the girl yelled F*CK right into the nurse's face.

With absolute calm, the nurse patted the girl's arm and said, "You've already done that part. Now it's time to have the baby."

[excelsior-1]

(after a pregnant pause)....LOL