Puns

[excelsior-1]

My mate wanted to be killed by a steam engine, one day it happened, he was chuffed to bits.

The advantage of easy origami is two fold

Exit signs, they are on the way out

Velcro, what a rip off

I went to a record shop and said "what have you got by the doors? he said a bucket of sand and a fire blanket"

[scorpiojo]

Lol

[marval]

lol

[Linotype]

Love your sense of humour. Excellent!

[Sir Alec]

Very good, they remind me of Tim Vine. My Dad was king of the pun, he always had a witty answer for everything!