Puns 3

[excelsior-1]

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows

Through no fault of his own my uncle crashed his car into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?

I'm not a competitive person… I'll be the first to admit it?.

[frugalfred]

You're pun-drunk, excel!

[marval]

Very punny