Out

[marval]

A prisoner is in the hospital wing.

He says to the doctor, "Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place."

The doctor says, "I am, bit by bit."

[tonyav]

LOL.

[frugalfred]

I hope the doc numbered the bits, otherwise it could lead to certain organs on show in the wrong place.
"There's a man by the name of West in Mobile
And he thought he had a breast
But his b@lls were on his chest, in Mobile"