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Graham-W | 14:17 Fri 23rd May 2014 | Jokes
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The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Avatar Image dustypuss
It got me giggling.
15:31 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image pixie373
Lol:-)
15:34 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image marval
lol
15:45 Fri 23rd May 2014
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very good
16:31 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image lady-janine
that's just about right. so do you want fries?
22:48 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image maggiebee
Nice one - will be passing it on!
22:51 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image tonyav
Yeah, and onion rings please, lj.
22:52 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image lady-janine
pushing your luck tony.
22:59 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image tonyav
Doh.
23:00 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image lady-janine
okay I give in. do you want pickle as well?
23:01 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image tonyav
Yeah, but not gerkin though.
23:07 Fri 23rd May 2014
Avatar Image lady-janine
yes sir.
23:08 Fri 23rd May 2014

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