My wife came in from the garden slamming the door and yelling that next door's dog had been in our garden AGAIN! and left dog poo all over the place AGAIN!
I told her to calm down, get the shovel and throw it into next door's garden.
She came back in to the house a few minutes later and said "I've done it. But what good will it do? Now, next door has our shovel and there's still dog poo all over the garden!"
My OH collects our dog pooh on the shovel but he has a very Trixie scoop and flick action - I hide behind the curtains and wait for the day he flicks it in his eye ;-)