ChatterBank16 mins ago
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman ntended to stock up.
At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
"Don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system.
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
"Don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system.
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Answers
certainly wasn't my neighbour Marvel!
16:58 Thu 12th Jun 2014