Toilet Humour Graffiti On Toilet Wall Made Me Laugh

[gordiescotland1]

I was in a toilet cubicle and on the wall was written :
Some come here to *** and stink
others come here to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
and write my poems on the walls

I was roaring and laughing I thought that was so good

[Baldric]

Best one I saw was on the North Wales Coast, with a view towards the Mersey, "Please try your hardest, Liverpool needs the water"

[Jomlett]

You're here to p**s not p**s about
So have your p**s and p**s off out.

[berniecuddles]

bet next door wondered w t f was going on lol

[gordiescotland1]

lol bernice fortunately no one in next door lol

[Baldric]

OH reports one that read,
"Fighting for Peace is like F***ing for Virginity"

[shoota]

Wall of loo on Bisley camp:
"My mother made me a queer."
In a different hand:
"If I gave her the wool would she make me one too?"

[Psybbo]

Bernie, you will now forever be known as Bernice LOL

[berniecuddles]

i know psybbs pmsl xx

[RATTER15]

Its no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!!

or

Beware the dreaded limbo dancer!

[DTCwordfan]

Here we are, Bernice,
http://tvchix.com/profiles/Bernice

You need a better pic!

[inksplotter]

If people want to know how smutty we are, the writing is on the wall.

(And the soaps are in the urinal)

[Tilly2]

DTC, that was not nice!

[Psybbo]

Tilly, love, it's in jokes xx

[DTCwordfan]

I know tilly........xx bernie's got a sense of 'umour.

[Jeza]

Why would DT know of that site.........I wonder?

[DTCwordfan]

a quick google of 'bernice transvestite' jeza, lol

[whiskeryron]

Anyone would think with all this wit that Shakspeare has been here for a sh#t

[DTCwordfan]

There once was this guy named Bernice
Who some thought was Bernie's niece
He wore a dress and high heels
And drove a Jaguar with pink wheels
Very much, our Bernice an AB caprice

[cupid04]

Please don't throw your matchsticks down the toilet.

Our crabs can pole vault!

[Svejk]

hiya cupid. up late?